Grandma-isms
Our Gram is famous for her “grandma-isms” so here are a few of our favorites! * What on earth are you celebrating? * Oh dear * You’re not sugar, you won’t melt * Take my girdle off and put my jammies on * Quit your boo-hooing * Pusha da button * I’ll talk at ya * Talk later * Must of been a lie * Just called to see what you’re about * I know someone that makes cement boots in your size * As soon as they build the bridge, I’m goin * I’ll snatch you bald * Is he still an item? * That’s another one we don’t have to worry about * When all else fails, read the directions * “Poifect” * Tomorrow’s my late day * Rise and shine, time to greet the day * Morning glory * Go play in traffic * Isn’t that swave (swaaaaave) * I’ll give you something to cry about * Sit down and take a load off * Laughing all the way to the bank * Capisce * Snicky snacks * “Bootyfull” * “Don’t go up those steps empty handed” * “I’ll knock you into the middle of next week” * “Feel that breeze elouise” * “HUM-id” * “Hickey-jiggy” * Whoozie Whatzit? * “I’m not leaving it to my son-in-laws to spend” * “Home James” * You make a better door than a window * Pitch it * I hope I’m around when his chest falls into his stomach * Get with the program * Cait is eight * Sched-ule * Let me put it on my social calendar * Ticky tack * Clean up this joint